the cafeteria is open in 26 minuets and no one knows how ready I am for breakfest

September 1st, 2014 // 0 notes

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

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August 31st, 2014 // 17,025 notes
worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via mr-kumakichi)

August 31st, 2014 // 73,049 notes

I got called a fag twice at work today, but then I got pizza. So jokes on them (:

August 31st, 2014 // 0 notes