me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine

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September 14th, 2014 // 12,565 notes
Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation

(Source: transdio, via celestes-shenanigans)

September 14th, 2014 // 7,988 notes

omg someone save me from going to work

September 13th, 2014 // 0 notes

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

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